Z:gnu-www-ja-know.your.sysadmin--f73196-=3Ci=3EMANIAC:=3C/i=3E Reads Utne Read/en

MANIAC: Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say &ldquo;virtual reality.&rdquo; Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol. Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table.